1 00:00:02,136 --> 00:00:04,169 ? ? 2 00:00:19,220 --> 00:00:21,920 Do you think this burrito is chicken or beef? 3 00:00:21,989 --> 00:00:25,124 -Who knows? Just enjoy the ride. -So, everyone pumped 4 00:00:25,226 --> 00:00:27,516 for Lighthouse Fire Hoax Night on Saturday? 5 00:00:27,528 --> 00:00:30,262 Oh, you mean where we celebrate our town's history 6 00:00:30,263 --> 00:00:32,866 by staying up super late and lighting stuff on fire 7 00:00:32,867 --> 00:00:34,566 on the beach? I don't know, 8 00:00:34,567 --> 00:00:37,137 I guess I'm pretty friggin' excited, Rudy! [laughs] 9 00:00:37,138 --> 00:00:38,470 -Yeah, baby! -Whoo-hoo. 10 00:00:38,572 --> 00:00:41,607 Well, it sounds amazing. And to think, it's my first one. 11 00:00:41,675 --> 00:00:43,308 -What? -My parents don't love 12 00:00:43,309 --> 00:00:45,478 letting me stay up past midnight for some reason. 13 00:00:45,479 --> 00:00:46,712 They sound unhinged. 14 00:00:46,781 --> 00:00:48,313 But I wore 'em down. 15 00:00:48,314 --> 00:00:50,116 I'm not even sure what this night is about. 16 00:00:50,117 --> 00:00:52,018 Is this to celebrate when we tricked the British 17 00:00:52,019 --> 00:00:53,720 by putting a ship somewhere or something? 18 00:00:53,721 --> 00:00:55,121 You're thinking of Land Ship. 19 00:00:55,122 --> 00:00:56,790 This is Lighthouse Fire Hoax Night, 20 00:00:56,791 --> 00:00:58,258 to celebrate when we tricked the British 21 00:00:58,259 --> 00:00:59,825 into not attacking us at all. 22 00:00:59,826 --> 00:01:01,261 We really like tricking the British. 23 00:01:01,262 --> 00:01:02,312 It was a dark night 24 00:01:02,329 --> 00:01:03,562 in the year 1812... 25 00:01:03,563 --> 00:01:04,931 [Tina] I think it might have been 1813. 26 00:01:04,932 --> 00:01:06,099 -[Louise] Shh. -[Tina] Right. 27 00:01:06,100 --> 00:01:07,434 [Louise] The British were raiding 28 00:01:07,435 --> 00:01:09,135 little towns like ours to burn ships 29 00:01:09,136 --> 00:01:11,804 and steal cows and probably insult our horses, too. 30 00:01:11,872 --> 00:01:15,107 And when they got to us, what does our sneaky town do? 31 00:01:15,108 --> 00:01:16,643 -Um, Lighthouse- -No, you don't know. 32 00:01:16,644 --> 00:01:17,843 -Okay. -We set our own 33 00:01:17,912 --> 00:01:20,712 lighthouse on fire and everyone runs around 34 00:01:20,713 --> 00:01:22,415 yelling and screaming that they had been 35 00:01:22,416 --> 00:01:24,818 attacked and plundered. So the British are like, 36 00:01:24,819 --> 00:01:27,120 [in English accent] "Huh, I guess one of our ships 37 00:01:27,121 --> 00:01:28,887 already plundered these guys." 38 00:01:28,888 --> 00:01:31,191 [regular accent] So they skipped our town and went and attacked 39 00:01:31,192 --> 00:01:32,491 Boston or something. 40 00:01:32,492 --> 00:01:34,561 I think that's what that show Cheers is about. 41 00:01:34,562 --> 00:01:36,562 -Oh. -And that's why every year 42 00:01:36,563 --> 00:01:38,398 on the anniversary of that night, 43 00:01:38,399 --> 00:01:41,266 our town celebrates by building a replica lighthouse 44 00:01:41,335 --> 00:01:45,437 and lighting it on fire on the beach at midnight. 45 00:01:45,539 --> 00:01:47,706 [cheering, screaming] 46 00:01:47,808 --> 00:01:49,041 Well, I'm very excited, 47 00:01:49,110 --> 00:01:51,343 and I will definitely take a badass nap 48 00:01:51,445 --> 00:01:53,345 so I can stay up late and not be cranky. 49 00:01:53,447 --> 00:01:55,077 -Smart. -And then, at midnight, 50 00:01:55,149 --> 00:01:57,082 I become a man. 51 00:01:58,185 --> 00:02:00,452 [sniffs] Ugh, what is that smell? 52 00:02:00,453 --> 00:02:01,521 You mean the terrible one? 53 00:02:01,522 --> 00:02:02,721 Oh, yeah. It's bad. 54 00:02:02,823 --> 00:02:03,873 I'm getting nothing. 55 00:02:03,874 --> 00:02:05,425 I'm still getting over this cold. 56 00:02:05,426 --> 00:02:07,961 Is it coming from outside? And hopefully not from something 57 00:02:07,962 --> 00:02:09,462 in our restaurant that I have to fix? 58 00:02:09,463 --> 00:02:11,164 [sniffs] Ugh! It's coming from outside. 59 00:02:11,165 --> 00:02:13,232 Yeah it is. Oh, mama mia! 60 00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:16,201 You guys trying to solve this stink mystery, too? 61 00:02:16,303 --> 00:02:19,371 We're like Law and Order: SVPU over here, huh? 62 00:02:19,473 --> 00:02:20,523 [Jimmy] Hey, Bob. 63 00:02:20,541 --> 00:02:22,374 Stop breathing on everything. 64 00:02:22,443 --> 00:02:24,309 You're making the whole town stink. 65 00:02:24,378 --> 00:02:26,712 -That's a zoom. -Your breath is probably 66 00:02:26,780 --> 00:02:29,148 -only a little bad, Bob. -[irritated stammer] 67 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:31,351 Uh-huh. I think it might be coming from the beach. 68 00:02:31,352 --> 00:02:32,818 [Tina] To the beach. 69 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:34,119 Oh, my God. 70 00:02:34,221 --> 00:02:35,454 Whoa. 71 00:02:35,455 --> 00:02:37,457 You know what I bet is making that terrible smell? 72 00:02:37,458 --> 00:02:39,992 Those thousands and thousands of dead fish. 73 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:41,094 That's what I thought, too. 74 00:02:41,095 --> 00:02:42,061 Nasty. 75 00:02:42,062 --> 00:02:43,329 [reporter] Warmer currents 76 00:02:43,330 --> 00:02:45,260 can lower oxygen levels in the water, 77 00:02:45,266 --> 00:02:48,233 causing fish to die and wash up on shore, so 78 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:51,136 good luck out there, it's, uh, mm, gross. 79 00:02:51,137 --> 00:02:53,239 This won't mess up Lighthouse Fire Hoax Night, 80 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:54,807 right? They'll figure it out, right? 81 00:02:54,808 --> 00:02:57,010 They probably have their top guys in a situation room 82 00:02:57,011 --> 00:02:58,778 -as we speak, right? -Right? -Right? 83 00:02:58,779 --> 00:02:59,859 I don't know. [groans] 84 00:02:59,914 --> 00:03:01,054 I can't take this smell. 85 00:03:01,055 --> 00:03:02,582 Uh, I'm gonna go get some vinegar. 86 00:03:02,583 --> 00:03:05,184 Good thinking, Dad. Escape into a nice salad. 87 00:03:05,286 --> 00:03:06,852 No, Gene, to smell. 88 00:03:06,954 --> 00:03:08,253 Anything besides this. 89 00:03:08,254 --> 00:03:10,089 Your father has a sensitive schnoz. 90 00:03:10,090 --> 00:03:11,524 It's what makes him such a good cook. 91 00:03:11,525 --> 00:03:13,493 God, how has he survived living with us? 92 00:03:13,494 --> 00:03:15,227 -It's been hard. -[phone rings] 93 00:03:15,296 --> 00:03:16,528 Bob's Burgers. 94 00:03:16,529 --> 00:03:18,598 It's Edith. We're meeting about the fish. 95 00:03:18,599 --> 00:03:20,065 Okay. Who's we? 96 00:03:20,167 --> 00:03:22,134 Who's we? OABA, that's who. 97 00:03:22,236 --> 00:03:23,335 OABA? 98 00:03:23,336 --> 00:03:25,138 Ocean Avenue Business Association! 99 00:03:25,139 --> 00:03:27,673 -Oh, right. I-I'm in that. -Yeah. 100 00:03:27,775 --> 00:03:29,208 Come on, Bob, keep up! 101 00:03:29,310 --> 00:03:30,570 Please stop yelling at me. 102 00:03:30,611 --> 00:03:32,444 No! Listen, we're meeting tonight. 103 00:03:32,513 --> 00:03:34,112 6:00. Your restaurant. 104 00:03:34,181 --> 00:03:36,081 My restaurant? W-Why here? 105 00:03:36,150 --> 00:03:38,250 Because it has seats and they're empty. 106 00:03:38,319 --> 00:03:39,369 [sighs] Uh-huh. 107 00:03:39,370 --> 00:03:40,553 Because your restaurant's unpopular. 108 00:03:40,554 --> 00:03:41,620 Yeah, I got it. 109 00:03:41,621 --> 00:03:42,755 [Edith] Thank you for coming 110 00:03:42,756 --> 00:03:43,856 to Bob's empty restaurant. 111 00:03:43,857 --> 00:03:45,390 I hope everyone got a wrap. 112 00:03:45,492 --> 00:03:47,359 You know, we do make burgers here. 113 00:03:47,428 --> 00:03:48,568 Everyone likes wraps! 114 00:03:48,629 --> 00:03:50,229 -They're compact. -All right, 115 00:03:50,331 --> 00:03:53,031 OABA emergency meeting is called to order. 116 00:03:53,032 --> 00:03:55,535 Tonight, we're here to discuss how we're going to deal 117 00:03:55,536 --> 00:03:57,669 with the dead fish situation. 118 00:03:57,771 --> 00:03:58,937 Don't mind me. Carry on. 119 00:03:58,938 --> 00:04:01,040 Hey, you know you're not supposed to be here. 120 00:04:01,041 --> 00:04:03,809 You were discharged from the association, pal. 121 00:04:03,911 --> 00:04:04,961 Okay, okay. Easy. 122 00:04:04,962 --> 00:04:06,446 I'm just here to pick up the rent. 123 00:04:06,447 --> 00:04:08,007 Didn't we already pay the rent? 124 00:04:08,015 --> 00:04:09,815 Oh, my God, we did. That's weird. 125 00:04:09,816 --> 00:04:11,784 Well, then I'd like to order something. 126 00:04:11,785 --> 00:04:13,052 Ooh, those wraps look good. 127 00:04:13,053 --> 00:04:14,419 Fat chance, Charlie. 128 00:04:14,420 --> 00:04:16,322 Fine. I'll just have a shot of bourbon 129 00:04:16,323 --> 00:04:17,856 with a vodka back. Thank you. 130 00:04:17,925 --> 00:04:20,092 -We don't have- -Yes, you do. 131 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:21,293 -Okay. -Calvin, 132 00:04:21,294 --> 00:04:22,428 you know you can't stay. 133 00:04:22,429 --> 00:04:23,695 I know. I was kicked out. 134 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:26,698 Just because, one time, I hired a Borat impersonator 135 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:29,534 to come to a meeting and strip down to his monokini. 136 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:32,437 Sorry for wanting to bring a little joy to the OABA. 137 00:04:32,438 --> 00:04:33,740 He kept saying everything 138 00:04:33,741 --> 00:04:36,375 was "wah-wah-wee-wah" and "very nice." 139 00:04:36,477 --> 00:04:37,576 It was disruptive. 140 00:04:37,678 --> 00:04:39,344 -Out. -Well then, 141 00:04:39,446 --> 00:04:41,413 so long, Ocean Avenue 142 00:04:41,515 --> 00:04:44,783 "Busy-body Ass-ociation." 143 00:04:44,852 --> 00:04:45,951 That's a better name. 144 00:04:46,053 --> 00:04:48,353 Anyway, I've been in touch with the city. 145 00:04:48,354 --> 00:04:49,956 They're sending a special tractor 146 00:04:49,957 --> 00:04:51,397 with a mechanical beach rake. 147 00:04:51,398 --> 00:04:52,458 It's the most efficient way 148 00:04:52,459 --> 00:04:54,329 -to remove the dead fish. -Hell yeah! 149 00:04:54,361 --> 00:04:55,801 But it's in Georgia right now 150 00:04:55,802 --> 00:04:57,497 and won't be here for seven to ten days. 151 00:04:57,498 --> 00:04:58,464 -[Louise] Aah! -[Gene] What?! -[Tina] What?! 152 00:04:58,465 --> 00:05:00,365 Mom. Dad. Say something. 153 00:05:00,467 --> 00:05:01,867 -Uh... -Uh, 154 00:05:01,935 --> 00:05:03,135 so, uh, what happens 155 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:05,305 to Lighthouse Fire Hoax Night this Saturday? 156 00:05:05,306 --> 00:05:07,439 It's far too stinky. We got to cancel it. 157 00:05:07,508 --> 00:05:09,007 -No! -No! -No, no, no! 158 00:05:09,076 --> 00:05:11,643 I mean, it's not officially canceled yet. 159 00:05:11,644 --> 00:05:13,413 That's why we're here tonight, to vote on it. 160 00:05:13,414 --> 00:05:14,980 And just to remind everyone, 161 00:05:15,049 --> 00:05:18,517 according to OABA bylaws, the vote must be unanimous. 162 00:05:18,585 --> 00:05:19,951 Fix this. 163 00:05:20,054 --> 00:05:21,820 Okay, uh, wait, Edith. 164 00:05:21,922 --> 00:05:25,290 What if we just move Lighthouse Fire Hoax Night to next week? 165 00:05:25,392 --> 00:05:27,726 Can't. Next week is the Psoriasis Fun Run 166 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:28,968 and the week after that 167 00:05:28,996 --> 00:05:30,806 is The Bongos on the Beach Bang Fest 168 00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:32,664 and then it's Sand Awareness Week. 169 00:05:32,766 --> 00:05:34,032 Want me to keep going? 170 00:05:34,101 --> 00:05:36,702 Well, what if everyone goes to the beach right now 171 00:05:36,804 --> 00:05:38,554 and picks up an armful of dead fish 172 00:05:38,555 --> 00:05:39,772 and takes it to the dump? 173 00:05:39,773 --> 00:05:41,583 And then we all shower. Not together. 174 00:05:41,608 --> 00:05:44,509 Even if everyone in town picked up fish all day every day, 175 00:05:44,611 --> 00:05:46,778 we still wouldn't make it in time. 176 00:05:46,779 --> 00:05:47,880 [high-pitched voice] What if we tricked a whale 177 00:05:47,881 --> 00:05:49,082 into eating all the fish? 178 00:05:49,083 --> 00:05:50,382 Who even said that? 179 00:05:50,484 --> 00:05:52,017 A cool dude. 180 00:05:52,119 --> 00:05:55,087 So all in favor of canceling Lighthouse Fire Hoax Night 181 00:05:55,189 --> 00:05:56,922 this year, raise your hand. 182 00:05:57,024 --> 00:05:58,457 Bob? 183 00:05:58,525 --> 00:05:59,758 -Uh... -Oh, my God. 184 00:05:59,759 --> 00:06:01,427 Looks like it's gonna be an all-nighter. 185 00:06:01,428 --> 00:06:02,794 Better bring in more wraps. 186 00:06:02,896 --> 00:06:04,596 Damn it, Bob. I got to get home. 187 00:06:04,665 --> 00:06:06,865 I'm supposed to feed my kids or something. 188 00:06:06,866 --> 00:06:09,035 Tonight is me and Harold's sex night, Bob. 189 00:06:09,036 --> 00:06:11,570 And if we have to do it here, we'll do it here. 190 00:06:11,638 --> 00:06:13,038 It'll be loud. 191 00:06:13,039 --> 00:06:14,841 [sighs] I just wish there was a way 192 00:06:14,842 --> 00:06:16,843 -to save the Lighthouse night. -There isn't! 193 00:06:16,844 --> 00:06:18,377 Now quit wasting our time 194 00:06:18,479 --> 00:06:20,445 and raise your furry little hand! 195 00:06:20,547 --> 00:06:22,214 -[sighs] Sorry, kids. -Sorry. 196 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:23,883 -Son of a bitch. -Damn, that's cold. 197 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:24,917 Meeting adjourned. 198 00:06:24,918 --> 00:06:26,118 Harold, let's ride. 199 00:06:26,119 --> 00:06:27,420 Start unbuttoning stuff. 200 00:06:27,421 --> 00:06:28,987 Oh, yeah. 201 00:06:29,056 --> 00:06:30,106 Not on you, on me! 202 00:06:30,190 --> 00:06:32,324 Under the table kids' meeting? 203 00:06:32,426 --> 00:06:33,892 So, Dad's a traitor. 204 00:06:33,994 --> 00:06:35,894 He's a regular Trader Joe. 205 00:06:35,895 --> 00:06:37,463 But just because the adults failed us 206 00:06:37,464 --> 00:06:38,531 doesn't mean it's over. 207 00:06:38,532 --> 00:06:39,972 It just means it's up to us now. 208 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:42,834 It's up to us to get rid of tons of dead fish by ourselves? 209 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:45,133 -Yup. -Too bad it's not chicken tikka masala. 210 00:06:45,205 --> 00:06:47,075 But we'd need so much rice. Never mind. 211 00:06:47,076 --> 00:06:51,394 Okay, to save Lighthouse Fire Hoax Night from all these 212 00:06:51,395 --> 00:06:54,030 dead fish, we're going to need our school's finest minds. 213 00:06:54,031 --> 00:06:55,565 Michelle Pfeiffer? Oh, wait, 214 00:06:55,566 --> 00:06:57,033 I thought you said Dangerous Minds. 215 00:06:57,034 --> 00:06:58,201 So, who are we thinking? 216 00:06:58,202 --> 00:06:59,401 All the big brains. 217 00:06:59,503 --> 00:07:00,836 I'm talking Chess Club, 218 00:07:00,938 --> 00:07:01,988 Science Olympiad, 219 00:07:02,005 --> 00:07:03,085 the Robotics people, 220 00:07:03,140 --> 00:07:04,673 our pals in the Thinkgineers, 221 00:07:04,674 --> 00:07:07,410 that seventh grader who goes to high school just for math. 222 00:07:07,411 --> 00:07:09,145 We'll build the most powerful nerd alliance 223 00:07:09,146 --> 00:07:10,846 the world has ever seen. 224 00:07:10,948 --> 00:07:13,982 So, okay, this is... 225 00:07:14,051 --> 00:07:15,117 -Hmm. -Yeah. 226 00:07:15,219 --> 00:07:17,119 I guess a lot of people were busy. 227 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:18,888 "Thanks for coming, Rudy" would be nice. 228 00:07:18,889 --> 00:07:21,124 There was a rumor there was gonna be some fun beverages. 229 00:07:21,125 --> 00:07:22,792 Maybe I just heard what I wanted to hear. 230 00:07:22,793 --> 00:07:24,727 I didn't hear "Thanks for coming, Rudy." 231 00:07:24,728 --> 00:07:26,696 [Bob] All right, that's a little better. 232 00:07:26,697 --> 00:07:27,747 The candles help. 233 00:07:27,798 --> 00:07:29,998 -It's nice. Put on Norah Jones. -Ooh. 234 00:07:29,999 --> 00:07:32,168 Is this fish smell not driving you guys crazy? 235 00:07:32,169 --> 00:07:33,769 Teddy, I can't believe you can eat right now. 236 00:07:33,770 --> 00:07:35,303 Oh, I can always eat. 237 00:07:35,304 --> 00:07:36,706 I ate lunch in a porta potty once. 238 00:07:36,707 --> 00:07:37,772 I believe it. 239 00:07:37,773 --> 00:07:39,442 Yeah, all the guys on the job site 240 00:07:39,443 --> 00:07:40,843 had seen The Amazing Race finale 241 00:07:40,844 --> 00:07:42,311 and I didn't want any spoilers. 242 00:07:42,312 --> 00:07:47,983 Well, I'm nose blind with this cold. 243 00:07:42,312 --> 00:07:49,684 THIS COLD. I FEEL 244 00:07:49,753 --> 00:07:50,803 That could work. 245 00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:52,188 -Where you going, Bob? -To shove basil 246 00:07:52,189 --> 00:07:53,989 -up my nose, Teddy. -Oh, cool. 247 00:07:54,057 --> 00:07:56,647 I said "cool" because I didn't know what else to say. 248 00:07:56,693 --> 00:07:58,927 So this is really it, huh? 249 00:07:58,928 --> 00:08:00,563 How many times are you gonna say that? 250 00:08:00,564 --> 00:08:01,644 It's a little hurtful. 251 00:08:01,645 --> 00:08:02,899 Hey, Tina. I'm here to help 252 00:08:02,900 --> 00:08:04,100 with the brainstorming. 253 00:08:04,134 --> 00:08:06,234 Oh, really? Like, with the brain part? 254 00:08:06,336 --> 00:08:08,103 Get in here J-Ju, you son of a gun! 255 00:08:08,104 --> 00:08:09,238 -Ow, ow! -Come on! Okay. 256 00:08:09,239 --> 00:08:10,273 -I'm gonna get you good. -Not so physical. 257 00:08:10,274 --> 00:08:11,506 I love you! I love you! 258 00:08:11,507 --> 00:08:12,942 [clears throat] Okay, people, 259 00:08:12,943 --> 00:08:14,677 how are we gonna get those fish off the beach? 260 00:08:14,678 --> 00:08:16,311 No bad ideas. Go. 261 00:08:16,380 --> 00:08:18,446 So many bad ideas. 262 00:08:18,515 --> 00:08:20,415 [sighs] Some kind of laser beam? 263 00:08:20,416 --> 00:08:22,919 Yeah, my cousin popped a balloon with a laser beam. 264 00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:24,886 It went "Zzz, papow!" 265 00:08:24,887 --> 00:08:27,056 Maybe it was a laser pointer, I don't know. 266 00:08:27,057 --> 00:08:28,157 Maybe-maybe it never happened. 267 00:08:28,158 --> 00:08:29,208 Uh-huh. Okay, 268 00:08:29,259 --> 00:08:30,309 this keeps coming up. 269 00:08:30,310 --> 00:08:32,094 Trick a whale into eating all the fish. 270 00:08:32,095 --> 00:08:33,829 [high-pitched voice] Wow, what a great idea. 271 00:08:33,830 --> 00:08:34,963 [Susmita] Hey, guys. 272 00:08:34,964 --> 00:08:37,200 -Sorry I'm late. -[Tina] Susmita. Ah, thank God. 273 00:08:37,201 --> 00:08:39,068 Get your big-ass brain in here, friend. 274 00:08:39,069 --> 00:08:40,149 How's it going so far? 275 00:08:40,150 --> 00:08:41,604 Pretty rough, pretty rough. 276 00:08:41,605 --> 00:08:43,038 -Hey. -"Clean up 277 00:08:43,106 --> 00:08:44,739 the beach with magic." 278 00:08:44,808 --> 00:08:46,942 Eh? Wouldn't that be cool? 279 00:08:47,010 --> 00:08:50,278 Okay, well, let's think about this logically. 280 00:08:50,347 --> 00:08:52,681 Fish die in the ocean all the time, right? 281 00:08:52,783 --> 00:08:54,049 They do? Aw. 282 00:08:54,117 --> 00:08:57,219 So maybe we can just return the fish to the ocean. 283 00:08:57,220 --> 00:08:59,522 But won't the waves do that thing that waves do 284 00:08:59,523 --> 00:09:00,790 and bring them right back? 285 00:09:00,791 --> 00:09:03,491 Not if we can get the fish out past the breakers. 286 00:09:03,560 --> 00:09:04,693 How do we do that? 287 00:09:04,795 --> 00:09:07,462 We could fling 'em? Fling 'em far? 288 00:09:07,531 --> 00:09:10,098 What, like some kind of catapult? 289 00:09:10,099 --> 00:09:12,635 Well, if there's one thing us Thinkgineers can do, 290 00:09:12,636 --> 00:09:14,202 it's build a catapult. Heh. 291 00:09:14,203 --> 00:09:16,005 Sometimes I feel like that's all we do. 292 00:09:16,006 --> 00:09:18,236 I'm not complaining. I-I find it meditative. 293 00:09:18,237 --> 00:09:20,776 But we're gonna need something bigger than a catapult. 294 00:09:20,777 --> 00:09:22,337 What's bigger than a catapult? 295 00:09:22,346 --> 00:09:23,745 A trebuchet. 296 00:09:23,847 --> 00:09:24,897 What's a trebuchet? 297 00:09:24,948 --> 00:09:27,115 It's like a catapult. But bigger. 298 00:09:27,184 --> 00:09:30,252 So we need to figure out how many fish we can throw at once 299 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:32,287 and how far we can throw them. 300 00:09:32,288 --> 00:09:33,923 Sounds like we're making a prototype. 301 00:09:33,924 --> 00:09:36,025 Go get your popsicle sticks and let's make something 302 00:09:36,026 --> 00:09:37,896 that's gonna wow OABA and get us back 303 00:09:37,928 --> 00:09:39,794 our midnight fire on the beach. 304 00:09:39,863 --> 00:09:42,397 ? Building a trebuchet ? 305 00:09:42,499 --> 00:09:45,200 ? Kids time to save the day ? 306 00:09:45,302 --> 00:09:46,835 ? It's not a catapult ? 307 00:09:46,937 --> 00:09:49,237 ? It's a trebuchet. ? 308 00:09:49,306 --> 00:09:50,972 -Bam! -We did it. 309 00:09:51,074 --> 00:09:52,674 Yeah, baby! This is gonna work. 310 00:09:52,675 --> 00:09:54,277 Uh, yeah, that's not gonna work. 311 00:09:54,278 --> 00:09:55,244 -Oh. -Oh. 312 00:09:55,245 --> 00:09:56,611 Thank you, Henry Haber. 313 00:09:56,612 --> 00:09:58,347 Your counterweight proportions 314 00:09:58,348 --> 00:10:01,117 compared to the length of your pivot arm? I mean, come on. 315 00:10:01,118 --> 00:10:03,218 That's what I kept saying. Hmm? 316 00:10:03,320 --> 00:10:04,886 ? Building a trebuchet ? 317 00:10:04,955 --> 00:10:07,422 ? Henry Haber said the first one ? 318 00:10:07,524 --> 00:10:08,657 ? Was not okay ? 319 00:10:08,725 --> 00:10:11,092 ? It's a better trebuchet. ? 320 00:10:11,194 --> 00:10:13,495 Is this, um... did we do it? 321 00:10:13,597 --> 00:10:14,647 This could work. 322 00:10:14,698 --> 00:10:15,764 [cheering] 323 00:10:15,832 --> 00:10:17,932 Good thing I'm here. Haber's gonna habe. 324 00:10:17,933 --> 00:10:19,335 [Teddy] You sticking more stuff 325 00:10:19,336 --> 00:10:20,303 up your nose, Bob? 326 00:10:20,304 --> 00:10:21,304 Yeah, rosemary. 327 00:10:21,305 --> 00:10:23,038 Wow, rosemary, basil. 328 00:10:23,039 --> 00:10:25,007 You roasting a turkey up there? [laughs] 329 00:10:25,008 --> 00:10:26,875 [laughs] She nailed you, Bob. 330 00:10:26,977 --> 00:10:29,277 Hey, kids. Ooh, what you got there? 331 00:10:29,278 --> 00:10:30,546 Did you build a homework? 332 00:10:30,547 --> 00:10:33,181 Oh, no, we have so much homework we haven't done. 333 00:10:33,250 --> 00:10:34,482 This contraption is how 334 00:10:34,483 --> 00:10:36,085 we're gonna send all those dead fish 335 00:10:36,086 --> 00:10:38,586 flying back from whence they came. 336 00:10:38,689 --> 00:10:40,088 Okay, I'm here. Make it fast. 337 00:10:40,089 --> 00:10:42,124 I got to get back to the store. I got sequins to sort. 338 00:10:42,125 --> 00:10:44,092 -Edith? -Nice nose garden, Bob. 339 00:10:44,093 --> 00:10:45,227 -Mm. -Yes, hi. 340 00:10:45,228 --> 00:10:47,096 Thank you so much for meeting with us. 341 00:10:47,097 --> 00:10:49,198 I had to go outside to hock a loogie anyway. 342 00:10:49,199 --> 00:10:52,600 We have a whiz-bang winner here for you. Tina? 343 00:10:52,703 --> 00:10:54,169 What? Oh, oh. Yeah. 344 00:10:54,271 --> 00:10:55,337 [groans] 345 00:10:55,439 --> 00:10:57,005 I already regret coming here. 346 00:10:57,107 --> 00:10:58,606 Good feedback. Thank you. 347 00:10:58,709 --> 00:11:00,575 Imagine a bigger version of this 348 00:11:00,576 --> 00:11:02,978 that would fling the dead fish deep into the ocean. 349 00:11:02,979 --> 00:11:05,715 The beach is clean, Lighthouse Fire Hoax Night back on, 350 00:11:05,716 --> 00:11:06,766 the town rejoices. 351 00:11:06,850 --> 00:11:08,450 Now, to make this a reality, 352 00:11:08,552 --> 00:11:10,352 we just need between 30 thousand 353 00:11:10,353 --> 00:11:11,754 -and $30 million. -[scoffs] 354 00:11:11,755 --> 00:11:14,289 "How about a demonstration," someone said. 355 00:11:14,391 --> 00:11:15,523 [Linda] Oh, my face! 356 00:11:15,524 --> 00:11:17,326 -Now are you convinced? -Yeah, I'm gonna go. 357 00:11:17,327 --> 00:11:19,094 Go... get your checkbook? 358 00:11:19,162 --> 00:11:21,930 I'm gonna leave here and go back to the land of reality. 359 00:11:21,931 --> 00:11:24,367 [Tina] Because that's where you keep your checkbook? 360 00:11:24,368 --> 00:11:26,935 Thanks for wasting my time. [hocks, spits] 361 00:11:27,971 --> 00:11:30,138 [Louise sighs] Well, it's official. 362 00:11:30,207 --> 00:11:31,406 LFHN is off. 363 00:11:31,407 --> 00:11:32,541 The fish won. 364 00:11:32,542 --> 00:11:34,843 Those dead fish have all the luck. 365 00:11:34,945 --> 00:11:36,478 Hey, kids. Oof. 366 00:11:36,479 --> 00:11:37,847 I can't believe you want to be here. 367 00:11:37,848 --> 00:11:39,114 It smells like how we feel. 368 00:11:39,216 --> 00:11:40,515 I'm so sorry. 369 00:11:40,584 --> 00:11:43,351 And again, I'm sorry about voting to cancel the thing. 370 00:11:43,352 --> 00:11:44,887 I just didn't know what else to do. 371 00:11:44,888 --> 00:11:47,289 I don't know, you could have punched Edith and walked out. 372 00:11:47,290 --> 00:11:48,957 True. Next time, I will. 373 00:11:49,025 --> 00:11:51,659 It's just, Lighthouse Fire Hoax Night is... 374 00:11:51,728 --> 00:11:54,438 it's just a really special night for us kids. You know? 375 00:11:54,498 --> 00:11:55,964 Yeah, I know it is. 376 00:11:56,066 --> 00:11:58,767 Ugh, we were so close to being able to fix everything. 377 00:11:58,869 --> 00:12:00,301 I mean, sort of. 378 00:12:00,302 --> 00:12:02,238 It's just, it's a pretty tall order, 379 00:12:02,239 --> 00:12:03,572 what you were trying to build. 380 00:12:03,573 --> 00:12:05,441 You'd need, like, a huge piece of machinery 381 00:12:05,442 --> 00:12:08,210 to fling the fish really far. Something that can kind of 382 00:12:08,211 --> 00:12:10,578 whip around with just a ton of force. 383 00:12:10,680 --> 00:12:12,046 So, like that thing? 384 00:12:12,149 --> 00:12:14,349 Oh. I... guess. 385 00:12:14,451 --> 00:12:15,683 Good. So let's use that. 386 00:12:15,752 --> 00:12:17,252 -[laughs] Yes! -Oh, yeah. 387 00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:19,053 -Uh, no? -Why not? 388 00:12:19,122 --> 00:12:21,256 Because it's an amusement park ride? 389 00:12:21,324 --> 00:12:22,374 And that's crazy? 390 00:12:22,459 --> 00:12:24,192 All in favor, raise your hand. 391 00:12:24,294 --> 00:12:26,224 Tough luck, Dad, outvoted. Sorry, Bro. 392 00:12:26,225 --> 00:12:28,931 Guess we'd better go to talk to our favorite one-eyed guy. 393 00:12:28,932 --> 00:12:30,332 -That Minion? -The hot one? 394 00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:32,083 -Mr. Fischoeder. -Oh, right. -Right. 395 00:12:32,715 --> 00:12:36,305 So, let me get this straight. You want me 396 00:12:36,306 --> 00:12:38,773 to move the Sky Hammer- 397 00:12:38,842 --> 00:12:41,576 a three-ton ride- onto the beach? 398 00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:43,008 -Yes. -And then you want me 399 00:12:43,013 --> 00:12:44,379 to fill it up with dead fish. 400 00:12:44,481 --> 00:12:45,531 Correct. 401 00:12:45,549 --> 00:12:46,848 Uh, why would I do this? 402 00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:48,717 'Cause you like helping children? 403 00:12:48,718 --> 00:12:50,453 Where did you hear that dirty lie? 404 00:12:50,454 --> 00:12:52,288 Come on, the dead fish smell can't be great 405 00:12:52,289 --> 00:12:53,622 for Wonder Wharf business, 406 00:12:53,623 --> 00:12:55,224 -right? -We've survived worse. 407 00:12:55,225 --> 00:12:57,792 MTV Spring Break filmed here one year. 408 00:12:57,793 --> 00:13:00,296 Sorry, Mr. Fischoeder, I told them you would say no, 409 00:13:00,297 --> 00:13:01,997 but they don't care what I say about things. 410 00:13:01,998 --> 00:13:04,032 Plus, I mean, it might not even be legal. 411 00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:06,202 And I'm pretty sure OABA wouldn't be on board 412 00:13:06,203 --> 00:13:08,636 -with it, so you might as well- -Hmm... 413 00:13:08,738 --> 00:13:10,705 Oh, yeah, OABA? 414 00:13:10,706 --> 00:13:13,108 Oh, they would hate it if you went behind their backs 415 00:13:13,109 --> 00:13:14,376 and helped us clean up the fish. 416 00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:15,477 Okay, I'm in. 417 00:13:15,579 --> 00:13:16,911 Wait. Really? You are? 418 00:13:16,912 --> 00:13:18,080 You can use the Sky Hammer. 419 00:13:18,081 --> 00:13:19,114 We'll move it to the beach tomorrow. 420 00:13:19,115 --> 00:13:20,348 Thanks, Mr. Fischoeder. 421 00:13:20,349 --> 00:13:21,584 Hey, wait. I just thought of something. 422 00:13:21,585 --> 00:13:23,384 Your name is "Mr. Fischoeder" 423 00:13:23,487 --> 00:13:25,787 and we're talking about a fish odor. 424 00:13:25,856 --> 00:13:27,188 -Uh, I don't follow. -Oh. 425 00:13:27,290 --> 00:13:29,390 Okay, wharf workers, 426 00:13:29,493 --> 00:13:31,392 we're going to move a ride. 427 00:13:31,461 --> 00:13:32,594 You know the drill. 428 00:13:32,595 --> 00:13:34,096 And I'm not saying that because in the past, 429 00:13:34,097 --> 00:13:36,867 we've had to make several rides go bye-bye in the night 430 00:13:36,967 --> 00:13:39,334 to avoid a lawsuit, because we never did that. 431 00:13:39,402 --> 00:13:41,769 Anyway, make this 432 00:13:41,770 --> 00:13:42,872 go over there. 433 00:13:42,873 --> 00:13:45,473 ? Moving a ride ? 434 00:13:45,542 --> 00:13:48,142 ? Carnies working together, side by side ? 435 00:13:48,245 --> 00:13:50,545 ? Moving a ride to get rid ? 436 00:13:50,614 --> 00:13:52,347 ? Of the fish that died. ? 437 00:13:52,449 --> 00:13:53,649 [Zeke] Ding dang doodle. 438 00:13:53,650 --> 00:13:54,950 It's our model, but bigger. 439 00:13:54,951 --> 00:13:57,819 It's like we did this, but they did this. 440 00:13:57,820 --> 00:13:59,989 Wait, how's this whole thing gonna work? 441 00:13:59,990 --> 00:14:02,458 Well, the fish get loaded into the roller coaster car, 442 00:14:02,459 --> 00:14:03,959 which gets pushed to the Sky Hammer 443 00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:05,461 and dumped into the part of the ride 444 00:14:05,462 --> 00:14:06,662 where you would usually sit. 445 00:14:06,663 --> 00:14:08,229 Then they start up the ride, 446 00:14:08,230 --> 00:14:09,365 it whips around and when 447 00:14:09,366 --> 00:14:10,332 the bucket part is at 448 00:14:10,333 --> 00:14:11,653 just the right spot in the, 449 00:14:11,668 --> 00:14:14,636 um, Henry, give me the smart person words here. 450 00:14:14,738 --> 00:14:16,104 When the pivot arm reaches 451 00:14:16,172 --> 00:14:17,906 the point of its trajectory 452 00:14:17,907 --> 00:14:18,974 with the maximum amount 453 00:14:18,975 --> 00:14:20,074 of kinetic energy. 454 00:14:20,176 --> 00:14:21,436 Thank you, that's plenty. 455 00:14:21,437 --> 00:14:23,145 Then a rope is pulled to release the door 456 00:14:23,146 --> 00:14:24,612 and the fish go flying. 457 00:14:24,613 --> 00:14:25,681 And the in-flight movie 458 00:14:25,682 --> 00:14:27,882 -is The Fabelmans. -Okay. 459 00:14:27,951 --> 00:14:30,618 I feel like I have definitely thrown up on this ride. 460 00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:32,353 And now it's doing this. 461 00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:35,056 [Jimmy Jr.] Life can be pretty beautiful sometimes. 462 00:14:35,057 --> 00:14:37,927 I see you're doing the dumb plan that the children came up with. 463 00:14:37,928 --> 00:14:39,961 Oh, hello, Edith. Funny seeing you here. 464 00:14:40,063 --> 00:14:42,173 You texted me. You wrote "Come to the wharf. 465 00:14:42,198 --> 00:14:45,166 "Bring OABA people. Hashtag, sticking it to you. 466 00:14:45,268 --> 00:14:46,968 Crossed-eyed tongue-out emoji." 467 00:14:47,037 --> 00:14:49,671 So? How you feeling? Perturbed? Tongue out? 468 00:14:49,672 --> 00:14:51,140 I don't suppose you filled out 469 00:14:51,141 --> 00:14:52,341 any permits for this crap show? 470 00:14:52,342 --> 00:14:54,443 Permits? [chuckles] Those are for dorks. 471 00:14:54,444 --> 00:14:56,578 I expect this from him, but Bob, 472 00:14:56,579 --> 00:14:59,315 don't you want to avoid the obvious end to all of this, 473 00:14:59,316 --> 00:15:00,848 when it fails spectacularly 474 00:15:00,849 --> 00:15:02,785 and it's really embarrassing for you? 475 00:15:02,786 --> 00:15:04,987 You think Bob isn't used to embarrassment? 476 00:15:04,988 --> 00:15:06,688 And failing spectacularly? 477 00:15:06,790 --> 00:15:08,289 Thank you, everyone. 478 00:15:08,391 --> 00:15:11,526 Uh, Edith, I know this seems crazy, but the kids 479 00:15:11,527 --> 00:15:14,063 had a big idea to save something important to them, 480 00:15:14,064 --> 00:15:16,798 and I think we owe it to them to give it a shot. 481 00:15:16,866 --> 00:15:17,966 -Sounds stupid. -Mm. 482 00:15:18,068 --> 00:15:19,601 Also, OABA sucks. 483 00:15:19,602 --> 00:15:20,669 [Louise] Let's hit it. 484 00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:22,537 Hey, I say "hit it." Hit it. 485 00:15:22,538 --> 00:15:24,006 [Zeke] Fling it baby, fling it! 486 00:15:24,007 --> 00:15:25,907 ? ? 487 00:15:36,052 --> 00:15:37,485 Pull! 488 00:15:38,006 --> 00:15:40,055 [all groaning] 489 00:15:40,056 --> 00:15:41,523 -[Zeke] Come on! -[Henry] Crap. 490 00:15:41,524 --> 00:15:44,626 Well, so much for training for the Psoriasis Fun Run. 491 00:15:44,694 --> 00:15:47,195 -Told you so. -[coughs] Bob's dumb. -[sighs] 492 00:15:47,297 --> 00:15:49,430 Hey, my sinuses just cleared up. 493 00:15:49,499 --> 00:15:50,898 I can smell. [sniffs] 494 00:15:51,001 --> 00:15:53,901 [gags] Oh, my God. Have you been smelling this all along? 495 00:15:54,004 --> 00:15:55,054 [gagging] 496 00:15:56,012 --> 00:16:00,476 [Tina] So, ideally, the fish go out into the ocean 497 00:16:00,477 --> 00:16:01,744 and not straight down, right? 498 00:16:01,745 --> 00:16:02,795 [Bob] Yes, Tina. 499 00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:03,912 -Just checking. -So, 500 00:16:03,913 --> 00:16:05,147 what do we think happened? 501 00:16:05,148 --> 00:16:06,982 It's the rope. We thought we'd be able 502 00:16:06,983 --> 00:16:09,651 to operate the release latch remotely, but no. 503 00:16:09,652 --> 00:16:12,121 It-it's like, uh, you know when you tie a string 504 00:16:12,122 --> 00:16:14,089 around your wiener and you run it down your pants 505 00:16:14,090 --> 00:16:16,058 to your big toe? It just, it never works 506 00:16:16,059 --> 00:16:17,225 -how you want it to. -Mm. 507 00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:18,594 -Can we fix it? -Well, we wouldn't 508 00:16:18,595 --> 00:16:20,061 need a rope if someone 509 00:16:20,163 --> 00:16:22,897 was in the car operating the latch manually, 510 00:16:22,966 --> 00:16:24,165 but who would do that? 511 00:16:24,166 --> 00:16:26,335 You can pay a carnie to do pretty much anything, 512 00:16:26,336 --> 00:16:27,802 but they will not 513 00:16:27,904 --> 00:16:29,303 get on a ride. Ever. 514 00:16:29,406 --> 00:16:31,239 They know a little too much. 515 00:16:31,341 --> 00:16:32,740 So that's it then, huh? 516 00:16:32,842 --> 00:16:34,375 It's just so sad. 517 00:16:34,444 --> 00:16:36,411 Crap in my hat and call it a cake. 518 00:16:36,479 --> 00:16:37,712 What Zeke said. 519 00:16:37,814 --> 00:16:39,147 Serves us right for 520 00:16:39,249 --> 00:16:41,749 having hope, I guess. 521 00:16:41,818 --> 00:16:43,284 -I'll do it. -You'll do what? 522 00:16:43,386 --> 00:16:45,076 Go inside the thing with the fish 523 00:16:45,077 --> 00:16:47,122 and pull the latch to open the door or whatever. 524 00:16:47,123 --> 00:16:48,489 -Whoa! -What?! -What?! 525 00:16:48,490 --> 00:16:50,225 -Are you nuts? -I mean, I'll be strapped in 526 00:16:50,226 --> 00:16:52,895 with the seatbelt thing, so it's pretty safe, right? 527 00:16:52,896 --> 00:16:55,763 Oh, uh, yeah, sure. 528 00:16:55,764 --> 00:16:56,932 You don't have to do this, Dad. 529 00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:58,467 Yeah, Bob, you'd be trapped in there 530 00:16:58,468 --> 00:16:59,701 with all the stinky fish. 531 00:16:59,769 --> 00:17:02,704 And your nose is so delicate, like a little baby nose. 532 00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:04,939 I wouldn't call it a little baby nose, 533 00:17:05,008 --> 00:17:07,475 but yes, I'm aware that I'll be in with the fish. 534 00:17:07,577 --> 00:17:09,927 It's gonna be like a fishy ball pit, Mr. Belcher. 535 00:17:09,928 --> 00:17:12,514 You don't have to keep describing what it'll be like. 536 00:17:12,515 --> 00:17:14,282 On the plus side, some cats 537 00:17:14,350 --> 00:17:16,451 would kill to be in your position. 538 00:17:16,553 --> 00:17:17,819 [Fischoeder] Helmet. 539 00:17:17,820 --> 00:17:19,121 We used to have a daredevil. 540 00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:20,588 Now he's a dare-angel. 541 00:17:20,690 --> 00:17:21,956 -Oh. -Neck brace 542 00:17:22,025 --> 00:17:23,725 from our neck brace bucket. 543 00:17:23,726 --> 00:17:25,661 You remember that ride The Neck-Cracker? 544 00:17:25,662 --> 00:17:27,295 -No. -And finally, 545 00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:28,964 in case you need a friend up there. 546 00:17:28,965 --> 00:17:30,055 -Oh. -Hippie Potamus. 547 00:17:30,056 --> 00:17:31,100 Okay. 548 00:17:31,101 --> 00:17:32,934 Last chance to back out, Dad... 549 00:17:32,935 --> 00:17:34,770 is something I would have said earlier, 550 00:17:34,771 --> 00:17:36,305 'cause now you're fully committed 551 00:17:36,306 --> 00:17:37,906 and you're all dressed up to do it and 552 00:17:37,907 --> 00:17:39,227 thank you for your service. 553 00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:41,385 I'm proud of you, Dad. You're a male she-ro. 554 00:17:41,386 --> 00:17:44,012 I also think this is maybe just a cool look for you in general. 555 00:17:44,013 --> 00:17:46,482 Don't rattle your noggin around too much in there. 556 00:17:46,483 --> 00:17:48,516 I want us to get smart in our old age. 557 00:17:48,517 --> 00:17:50,052 We're gonna read books, Bobby. 558 00:17:50,053 --> 00:17:52,019 Short ones, probably, but books. 559 00:17:52,088 --> 00:17:53,554 Goodbye, my best friend. 560 00:17:53,555 --> 00:17:54,790 Teddy, I'm not gonna die. 561 00:17:54,791 --> 00:17:56,492 -Sure you're not, pal. -Ow. Teddy, stop. 562 00:17:56,493 --> 00:17:58,060 -You're gonna be just fine. -Ow. Let me go. 563 00:17:58,061 --> 00:17:59,261 -[crying] You're gonna be fine. -Let him go, let him go, Teddy. 564 00:17:59,262 --> 00:18:00,229 -Let me go. -Get off him. 565 00:18:00,230 --> 00:18:01,530 -I can't let go! -Teddy. Teddy. Ow! 566 00:18:01,531 --> 00:18:02,631 -I can't let go. -Get off him. 567 00:18:02,632 --> 00:18:03,682 Get off him! 568 00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:05,867 [whimpering] 569 00:18:05,969 --> 00:18:07,602 Oh, boy. 570 00:18:07,704 --> 00:18:09,737 [whimpering] 571 00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:11,539 ? ? 572 00:18:11,540 --> 00:18:12,641 [weak chuckle] 573 00:18:12,642 --> 00:18:14,342 Ooh-hoo-hoo. 574 00:18:14,444 --> 00:18:15,676 This is crazy. 575 00:18:15,779 --> 00:18:17,378 This is crazy. This is crazy. 576 00:18:17,447 --> 00:18:19,614 Okay. Okay. I-I can do this. 577 00:18:19,716 --> 00:18:21,415 You-you can do this. Yeah. 578 00:18:21,518 --> 00:18:23,718 It's gonna be fine. It's not a problem. 579 00:18:23,820 --> 00:18:25,019 Here we go. 580 00:18:25,121 --> 00:18:26,954 And... Ready. And- 581 00:18:27,056 --> 00:18:28,456 Dump the fish! 582 00:18:28,525 --> 00:18:30,925 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 583 00:18:30,926 --> 00:18:32,361 Oh, my God, oh, my God. I change my mind. 584 00:18:32,362 --> 00:18:34,328 I don't want to do it. I change my mind. 585 00:18:34,329 --> 00:18:36,431 -Close him up! -Oh, God. I don't want to do it. 586 00:18:36,432 --> 00:18:39,000 -Let it rip! -Oh, God. Oh, God. 587 00:18:40,203 --> 00:18:41,469 [screams] 588 00:18:41,571 --> 00:18:42,737 Oh... 589 00:18:43,706 --> 00:18:45,106 [Linda] Oh, jeez. Oh, oh... 590 00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:46,908 -Oh, boy. -He's so brave. 591 00:18:47,010 --> 00:18:48,309 [Bob screaming] 592 00:18:49,779 --> 00:18:50,945 Bob! Pull! 593 00:18:53,850 --> 00:18:55,116 [cheering] 594 00:18:55,117 --> 00:18:56,185 -Go, Dad! -Nice! -Yes! 595 00:18:56,186 --> 00:18:57,251 [Bob] I... I did it. 596 00:18:57,353 --> 00:18:58,986 I did it. 597 00:18:59,088 --> 00:19:01,689 Yup. Only a hundred or so more launches to go. 598 00:19:01,758 --> 00:19:02,990 Oh, my God. 599 00:19:03,092 --> 00:19:04,392 Dump the fish! 600 00:19:05,461 --> 00:19:08,496 -? You are ? -Oh. Oh... 601 00:19:08,497 --> 00:19:09,965 -? A stinky star ? -[screaming] 602 00:19:09,966 --> 00:19:12,133 ? Fling those fish, yeah ? 603 00:19:12,202 --> 00:19:14,235 ? Fling those fish ? 604 00:19:14,304 --> 00:19:17,939 -? Fling them far away ? -I hate this! 605 00:19:20,043 --> 00:19:21,809 ? You are ? 606 00:19:21,878 --> 00:19:24,445 ? A stinky star ? 607 00:19:24,547 --> 00:19:27,215 ? Fling those fish, yeah ? 608 00:19:27,216 --> 00:19:28,984 -[screaming] -? Fling those fish ? 609 00:19:28,985 --> 00:19:31,152 -? Fling them far away ? -Why?! Why?! 610 00:19:31,254 --> 00:19:32,854 Why, why, why, why, why! 611 00:19:32,956 --> 00:19:34,188 That poor lady. 612 00:19:34,290 --> 00:19:35,823 Final batch of fish, Bob. 613 00:19:35,824 --> 00:19:36,925 [all cheering] 614 00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:38,559 [Teddy] Doing good, Bobby! 615 00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:40,162 He's never gonna be the same again. 616 00:19:40,163 --> 00:19:41,329 You know that, right? 617 00:19:41,397 --> 00:19:43,331 This is the best day of my life. 618 00:19:43,399 --> 00:19:45,833 Oh, I'm so proud of that stinky cutie. 619 00:19:45,935 --> 00:19:48,369 Well, the ride's kind of the real hero. 620 00:19:48,370 --> 00:19:49,805 I can't believe those safety straps 621 00:19:49,806 --> 00:19:51,405 held up this whole time. 622 00:19:51,507 --> 00:19:53,941 Aah...! 623 00:19:54,043 --> 00:19:55,093 Never mind. 624 00:19:56,045 --> 00:19:57,545 [screaming continues] 625 00:20:01,084 --> 00:20:02,183 I'm alive! 626 00:20:02,252 --> 00:20:03,751 -He's alive! -Oh, thank God. 627 00:20:03,853 --> 00:20:05,953 [cheering] 628 00:20:06,055 --> 00:20:10,258 I don't know what I'm cheering for, but yeah! 629 00:20:10,259 --> 00:20:13,362 I can't believe that dumbass plan worked. 630 00:20:13,363 --> 00:20:14,930 You're welcome. And as a reward, 631 00:20:14,931 --> 00:20:17,865 I have a proposal. OABA- I want back in. 632 00:20:17,934 --> 00:20:19,700 -Hmph! -And I am allowed 633 00:20:19,769 --> 00:20:21,969 one Borat impersonator per year. 634 00:20:22,071 --> 00:20:23,170 Can he be less drunk? 635 00:20:23,239 --> 00:20:24,972 He won't be as good, but I can ask. 636 00:20:25,074 --> 00:20:26,941 ? Things are heating up ? 637 00:20:27,043 --> 00:20:29,677 ? On Lighthouse Fire Hoax Night ? 638 00:20:32,215 --> 00:20:34,015 ? Feel the burning love ? 639 00:20:34,083 --> 00:20:36,784 ? On Lighthouse Fire Hoax Night ? 640 00:20:37,854 --> 00:20:39,453 ? We flung the fish ? 641 00:20:39,555 --> 00:20:40,855 ? Then we got our wish ? 642 00:20:40,924 --> 00:20:42,924 ? Now the whole darn village ? 643 00:20:42,992 --> 00:20:46,327 ? Can pretend it's being plundered and pillaged ? 644 00:20:46,396 --> 00:20:49,096 ? On Lighthouse Fire Hoax Night ? 645 00:20:50,066 --> 00:20:51,626 ? Remember when I almost died? ? 646 00:20:51,668 --> 00:20:53,367 ? Feel the burning love ? 647 00:20:53,469 --> 00:20:56,470 ? On Lighthouse Fire Hoax Night. ? 648 00:20:56,471 --> 00:20:58,507 Captioning sponsored by BENTO BOX ENTERTAINMENT and TOYOTA. 649 00:20:58,508 --> 00:20:59,556 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 650 00:20:59,557 --> 00:21:04,107 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0